Top 10 Reasons to Own a Dog

My dog is my life. I speak to her in a weird high-pitched language that makes no sense at all, except to her. Because my dog is so incredible, I thought I would create a top-ten list of why owning a dog is a necessity.

10.) You always have an excuse to get out of an event: “Oh, sorry I can’t attend that after-work party. My dog has been cooped up in my house all day, and I have to take her out. Maybe next time!” All the while, knowing there will actually be no next time. Sneaky you!

9.) Don’t have any clean blankets to cuddle up with on the couch? No problem. Just call Lassie over for some quality snuggle time. Little does she know you’re using her for your own selfish reasons.

8.) Can’t find the motivation to work out? Your dog is the perfect companion. She won’t judge you for stopping after every minute to take a breather, and she will keep up with your pace. She can also keep a secret. After all, you deserve that Ben & Jerry’s after that long run!

7.) Did you happen to spill an entire container of hummus all over your linoleum kitchen floor? No problem. Your pooch will enjoy cleaning up every last drop. Who knew owning a dog could save on cleaning costs? Your friends must be so jealous.

6.) Your weird neighbor keeps trying to invite himself over…no need to fear, you have a dog remember? And your dog hates strangers and might cause physical damage beyond recognition. Don’t forget to go into detail about that one time your dog attacked your ex-boyfriend. That creepy neighbor problem = solved.

5.) You would love nothing more than to babysit your friend’s lovechild, but Fluffy hates babies. Darn.

4.) Your mom keeps nagging you about how you never do anything anymore, and your love life is nonexistent. Go visit a dog park. They are always full of social people and what cute guy/girl doesn’t love dogs right? It’s also a great place to make new friends to set-up doggy dates with.

3.) Have you been to PetSmart or petco lately? Who wouldn’t want to dress their dog up as Santa Paws for Christmas and make adorable Christmas cards?? And have you seen all of the different collar designs and organic dog foods? Perfect reason to own a dog.

2.) Just admit it. You’re an attention whore. You live for the limelight. You know what would make you even more likeable and approachable? A dog. Who doesn’t run after that person walking their adorable dog down the street? Just make sure you’re ready for a commitment other than yourself when adopting Fido 😉

1.) They are way less expensive than a baby, they can’t talk back to you, they love you unconditionally no matter your circumstance and they are your BFF fo’ life! Now, go on down to your local animal shelter and adopt the new love of your life!